Klingon Similes

Click on the Klingon simile to learn more about it.

cold as revenge
 
weak as water
 
strong as blood
 
thirsty as a singer
 
hungry as gagh
 
thick as gagh sauce
 
evil as Molor
 
old as Qui'Tu
 
mean as Fek'lhr
 
dishonored as an inhabitant of Gre'thor
 
bright as the Torch of G'boj
 
sharp as a d'k tahg
 
worthless as an empty torpedo tube
 
dishonest as a double-headed ax
 
foolish as a t'gla
 
incompetent as a topah
 
nervous as a tika cat
 
soft as a Regulan bloodworm
 
vicious as a norg
 
free [or independent] as a forest animal
 
disloyal as a Romulan
 
greedy as a Ferengi
 
ruthless as a Hur'q
 
cautious as a Terran
 
proud as a Klingon
 
clever as an eyebrow
 
correct as a tree
 
sad as a floor
 
serious as a toothache
 
shiny as a nose