Qov's 5 Rules for Students of Klingon

Here's the list of Qov's 5 rules that every student of Klingon should keep in mind:

• 1. Place the object before the verb and the subject after it.
• 2. Use the correct prefix on every verb.
• 3. Place every word in a sentence according to its role.
• 4. Use noun suffixes only on nouns and verb suffixes only on verbs, and put them in the right order.
• 5. Choose Klingon words according to intrinsic meaning, not the words in the definition.